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Officer Fa'atai says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign." Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." Officer Fa'atai says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please." Lawyer says, "What's the difference?" Officer Fa'atai says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!" Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket." Officer Fa'atai says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir." and the Lawyer does. The officer takes out his nightstick and starts beating on the lawyer and says, "So wot, brah, you want me stop, or just slow down?" |
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